Sex is where mankind went wrong.

I don't care if you believe in Adam and Eve or if you are a strictly evolution believer but you should agree with me that sex is where man/woman kind really went wrong. I know what you are thinking, i like sex, fuck you man. But hear me out, so first lets start with the majority, biblical; if adam and ever had not partaken of the fruit of knowledge then they would have never been banished, never started fucking and never procreated. Thus all of humanity would have not been created, but one is left wondering is that not what God wanted? I mean God is GOD afterall and is probably omnipotent knowing all past and future which of course brings free will into creation, but lets not get into that (save it for a rainy day). If you put two 3 year old children into a room full of toys and food and tell them not to touch the food on the glass table, really man what do you give it? Five, ten minutes before they are scrambling for the glass table and the forbidden food. But God must get bored and lonely. I mean shit if i was God i would create angels to ease my loneliness but angels only do what ever you tell them so how about creating humans so you will have a truman show-ish thing to watch forever.

I mean honestly Humans are the most interesting fucking things on the planet. Think about the late great George Carlins thoughts "Humans do some interesting shit." We are the only things on the planet that kill, steal and rape for fun; on top of that we do other weird shit, torture, prisons, laws, work, necrophilia, riots, build buildings and tons of other crap, so if I was God humanity would be an interesting galatic TV show. But all of this could have been averted had Adam and Eve not fucked, but that is what humans do after all.

Now for the opposing view. Evolution, fuck man we should not be here; we are a suicidal species that is destroying the planet. Oh man let me get a triple baconator whopper before i fuck this hooker with a cold sore without a rubber. We eat shit that kills us; i mean really, in the words of Doug Stanhope " You couldn't Micheal Vic a dog into taking a lick of pepsi but we love the shit" AWWWW man let me get more mayonaise. I mean FUCK the trash we eat and the violent ass raping that we do to this planet my god we should be fucking exterminated before some bullshit war starts and next thing you know we will be living in a nuked post apocalyptic wasteland.

On top of these reasons we are one of the only organisms on earth that enjoy fucking. Like seriously other species do it because they are instinctively driven to multiply. We do it because it feels good, but the problem with that is when something is good and you cant get it you do bad things. I have no problem getting laid, which is amazing to me considering i am a fat fuck, but i have a silver tongue in more ways than one. But i know when i want a soda and i cannot get it i flip out and kick the shit out of somebodies pet poodle or some shit. Now apply that same thing to sex and that is where you get all the rapists and repressed fucks who have been beaten into thinking sex is bad and become serial killers and you get the repressed Jewish guy whose parents had him on aderol and shit since he was 7 because they are crappy parents so now that he gets to college he becomes a fucking psycho who is probably gonna shoot up the school but all that could have been avoided if he just got laid or better yet if sex was never an issue then he would have something to feel insecure and inferior about. Now he will compare everyone who has sex to him and wonder why now one will make him feel good through sex, next thing you know Mr.Weinstein the 22 year old virgin is fucking going ballistic with a semi auto all through the fucking dining hall.